Every hot mess needs a life coach but Lindsay Lohan won the life coach lottery when Oprah offered to life coach the crap out of her AND pay her a whopping $2Million dollars for the opportunity. That's right, the Big O will help Lilo rebuild her tattered shreds of a career and turn it into an 8-part reality show. So much for the OWN Network taking the high road.
Kanye West thinks of himself as the black Larry David. So much so he shot a pilot for HBO showing off his comedy stylings. The pilot was posted on YouTube and if you check it out you'll realize not only is Kanye a narcissistic rapper and general public jerk, he's also painfully unfunny.
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